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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

The End of the World

Dear readers, I have just discovered scientific proof that the world will not end in December of 2012 as forecast by the numerous believers in the Mayan calender. As you can clearly see by this scan of my Popular Science Perpetual Calendar Bookmark the end has been postponed until 2059. Clearly this is good news for us Baby Boomers since it will allow the majority of us to live out our lives in full.

As you can also see the world apparently started in 1753 which differs with traditional science and of course the old Testament. I am unable to explain this contradiction, but as is becoming more prevalent in the world today, I choose to ignore the things I do not like or cannot explain. I call this state of mind the Algorean Conflict.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was convinced that the world was going to end when George W. Bush got elected.

It's comforting to know that if our civilization can survive that apocalypse then we can withstand anything.

Bob Walance

Guitar Rat said...

I guess you're not going to buy his book. I bought the Reagan book but did not finish it because I ran out of crayons. Oh well, time for my Tea Party meeting.